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I saw this contest advertised in Sunday's newspaper.

There are a few pictures worth looking at.

Ahhhh, regulation

Only removing the snow from your windshield is a little pet peeve of mine, so I like this bill:

The New Jersey State Assembly Transportation, Public Works and Independent Authorities Committee has approved a bill that would make it an offense to fail to remove accumulated ice or snow from a motor vehicle prior to operation. Under the bill, A-1718, each driver has an affirmative duty to make all reasonable efforts to remove accumulated ice or snow from exposed surfaces of the vehicle, including the hood, trunk, windshield, windows and roof. Police could stop vehicles where they believe accumulated ice or snow poses a threat to persons or property, regardless of whether snow or ice is dislodged. Violators would be subject to fines of $25 to $75.

Gross

I just read this:

A newly filed federal court lawsuit charges a New Jersey hotel with negligent housekeeping and infliction of emotional distress for leaving a used condom in
fold-out sofa, where it was found and chewed by a toddler. Steven and Amy Wolf were on their way from Florida with their three young children to their home in Massachusetts when they stopped over at the Homewood Suites by Hilton in Mount Laurel. The next morning, Amy found their 22-month-old son Ryan choking on the condom, and by the time she extracted it, he "had ingested the contents," putting him at risk of contracting a "potentially life threatening, potentially fatal illness," they allege. The suit seeks a whole pile of money for emotional trauma to the family and the child, who is allegedly undergoing tests for possible infection with sexually transmittable diseases.

Maybe Amy should have been keeping an eye on her kid?